Does anybody think it's possible to..like...grow out of love?
Like I know that sounds weird, but I mean...when you grow up and you're in love with someone, should that change the way you feel about them? The growing up part, should that change your mind?
The same with friends too though.
I got a text message from my sister-in-law today, and it said,
"True friends are like buttcheeks. There may be a lot of crap between them, but they always stick together." Chyeah, that's not how we all think of friendship, but I guarantee that now we'll all remember this text and use it to specify just how close we are to our friends.
Time apart...or growing up shouldn't change your friendship, right? Or even if you get some new friends, it shouldn't change the way you feel about each other. And like the text says, even with all that crap in between, you should stay together. Put the past where it goes, which is in the past. Right?
...So then why is it my friends that decide to put me in the past? Like I'm the crap that was in between them and other people?
Friday, November 19, 2010
Welcome to McDonald's, Can I offer you a J-Mac?
"Oh hey, what are you listening to?"
"Oh just some J-Mac."
"...wth."
And that's what would go down.
Was he at McDonald's when he decided it? Maybe eating a Big Mac?
First bite: "Oh-em-eff-gee, dad! I want my stage name to be J-Mac!!" *Squeals like a 3 year old*
Dad: "wtfbbq."
Because that's what it sounds like. Like a freakin' McDonald's "throw back" food. "Oh, I'll take a J-Mac, a large fry, and a diet soda."
No. No, Jesse. No.
I didn't like you much before either, but now...just no.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Volksbug, no slug backs!
Now to pick on my mom.
She's the best one to write about. :D
(If you ever read this, I love you, mom!)
Anyone else ever played "Slug Bug"?
Yeah, I bet you've never played it the way I do. New rules every five seconds, according to the players in our car. Here they are:
1. If you call a slug bug and it's not really a slug bug, you're disqualified for the rest of the week
2. If you and another person call the same one at the same time, you have to start playing "Pinch, no pinch backs!" and continuously pinch each other until one of you wins.
3. It's perfectly fair to call a slug bug that has already been called as long as it's driving in a different direction than when it was originally called.
4. My favorite. "Make pretend slug bug, no make pretend slug backs!"
5. I lied. My favorite really is, "Volksbug, no slhfyrgkjkd backs!" Because when you play with us, it gets intense. And when you start f*ing up your words, it's ON.
My mom made these. On the spur of the moment, when she felt like it. She still does. Every day, when we least expect it. Bwaha!
Yeah. I dare you to beat that. :)
She's the best one to write about. :D
(If you ever read this, I love you, mom!)
Anyone else ever played "Slug Bug"?
Yeah, I bet you've never played it the way I do. New rules every five seconds, according to the players in our car. Here they are:
1. If you call a slug bug and it's not really a slug bug, you're disqualified for the rest of the week
2. If you and another person call the same one at the same time, you have to start playing "Pinch, no pinch backs!" and continuously pinch each other until one of you wins.
3. It's perfectly fair to call a slug bug that has already been called as long as it's driving in a different direction than when it was originally called.
4. My favorite. "Make pretend slug bug, no make pretend slug backs!"
5. I lied. My favorite really is, "Volksbug, no slhfyrgkjkd backs!" Because when you play with us, it gets intense. And when you start f*ing up your words, it's ON.
My mom made these. On the spur of the moment, when she felt like it. She still does. Every day, when we least expect it. Bwaha!
Yeah. I dare you to beat that. :)
Cops and Brothers :D
Mmkay, so back to my brother. He has his moments. Like the time we all met up at the gas station because he needed to borrow money to put gas in his car. So he comes up to the car and starts a conversation with my mom. Halfway through it, he stops and goes, "...Why does it smell like gas right here?" And my sister and I both turn to him at the same time, trying to hold back the laughter, and say, "Probably because we're at a gas station!" Omg, the look on his face was priceless! He has this famous half-smirk, half-smile kinda thing, and that just made us laugh harder. Gotta love him.
Oh, and the thing about the cops.
So we all know it's a law now in Cali that you can't talk on the phone and drive, right? Yeah, well that apparently doesn't apply to the very same cops that enforce it, because I've seen like 3O different ones, ALL violating the law. Texting, talking, for all I know, they were watching that Youtube video about why cats don't make a lake of milk around their milk dish like dogs do with their water bowl. I don't know, but if they can do it, why can't we? Would you rather us get into an accident trying to hide the phone from you? Because that's all that's going on, guys. Your logic < My logic. That's right, Cali. I just pwned you.
So...that was today. :D
Oh, and the thing about the cops.
So we all know it's a law now in Cali that you can't talk on the phone and drive, right? Yeah, well that apparently doesn't apply to the very same cops that enforce it, because I've seen like 3O different ones, ALL violating the law. Texting, talking, for all I know, they were watching that Youtube video about why cats don't make a lake of milk around their milk dish like dogs do with their water bowl. I don't know, but if they can do it, why can't we? Would you rather us get into an accident trying to hide the phone from you? Because that's all that's going on, guys. Your logic < My logic. That's right, Cali. I just pwned you.
So...that was today. :D
Start it off right. :D
Alright, so I'm just now deciding to write about the crazy things that go on in my life. Maybe someone else will find them as funny as me, yeah?
So to start us off...I have something to say about the ever-popular Facebook.
My friends do the craziest things, and most of us all have the best statuses probably in history.
Like yesterday. It was a normal day, I jumped on FB to see what was new, and I see my friend has a new note. So of course I look at it, and it's a survey. One where you put in a song for an answer. I got to the part where it asked what her hobby was, and she had "Go Forth and Die" as a song on there. I'm like...wow. Yeah, that's my favorite thing to do in my spare time, I like to go forth and die. Right? Doesn't everyone do that? Pffft. Which is why I clearly love that girl, she's awesome.
Let's look at another time...
Like my status about the "Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man". So my sister and I were going to Wal-Mart one day, and I look over and see that a storage place had a green flailing arm guy. The very first thing I think is, "Omg! They have a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!" Then I look again and notice that only his head is flailing. My reason for it? "Oh, that must be the ghetto one." Oh yes, the laughs I got from people on that one.
Oh, right. And let's not forget the time my brother called me a terrorist because of lyrics I put up. The first thing he says is, "Get that off of Facebook, me and mom don't wanna see that." Then he goes to my sister and says, "And you quit being so negative, don't encourage her." So we each said something back, and he goes, "Gabby, quit posting your terrorist messages, you're a Christian." And I was literally LMFAO. It was hilarious. Like the time he tried to "rob" my mom and he says, "Gimme your money, purse!"
Ah yes, the joys of having a FB account. If you don't have one, you're missing out on all the fun. :D
So to start us off...I have something to say about the ever-popular Facebook.
My friends do the craziest things, and most of us all have the best statuses probably in history.
Like yesterday. It was a normal day, I jumped on FB to see what was new, and I see my friend has a new note. So of course I look at it, and it's a survey. One where you put in a song for an answer. I got to the part where it asked what her hobby was, and she had "Go Forth and Die" as a song on there. I'm like...wow. Yeah, that's my favorite thing to do in my spare time, I like to go forth and die. Right? Doesn't everyone do that? Pffft. Which is why I clearly love that girl, she's awesome.
Let's look at another time...
Like my status about the "Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man". So my sister and I were going to Wal-Mart one day, and I look over and see that a storage place had a green flailing arm guy. The very first thing I think is, "Omg! They have a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!" Then I look again and notice that only his head is flailing. My reason for it? "Oh, that must be the ghetto one." Oh yes, the laughs I got from people on that one.
Oh, right. And let's not forget the time my brother called me a terrorist because of lyrics I put up. The first thing he says is, "Get that off of Facebook, me and mom don't wanna see that." Then he goes to my sister and says, "And you quit being so negative, don't encourage her." So we each said something back, and he goes, "Gabby, quit posting your terrorist messages, you're a Christian." And I was literally LMFAO. It was hilarious. Like the time he tried to "rob" my mom and he says, "Gimme your money, purse!"
Ah yes, the joys of having a FB account. If you don't have one, you're missing out on all the fun. :D
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