Start it off right. :D

Alright, so I'm just now deciding to write about the crazy things that go on in my life. Maybe someone else will find them as funny as me, yeah?

So to start us off...I have something to say about the ever-popular Facebook.
My friends do the craziest things, and most of us all have the best statuses probably in history.

Like yesterday. It was a normal day, I jumped on FB to see what was new, and I see my friend has a new note. So of course I look at it, and it's a survey. One where you put in a song for an answer. I got to the part where it asked what her hobby was, and she had "Go Forth and Die" as a song on there. I'm like...wow. Yeah, that's my favorite thing to do in my spare time, I like to go forth and die. Right? Doesn't everyone do that? Pffft. Which is why I clearly love that girl, she's awesome.

Let's look at another time...
Like my status about the "Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man". So my sister and I were going to Wal-Mart one day, and I look over and see that a storage place had a green flailing arm guy. The very first thing I think is, "Omg! They have a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!" Then I look again and notice that only his head is flailing. My reason for it? "Oh, that must be the ghetto one." Oh yes, the laughs I got from people on that one.

Oh, right. And let's not forget the time my brother called me a  terrorist because of lyrics I put up. The first thing he says is, "Get that off of Facebook, me and mom don't wanna see that." Then he goes to my sister and says, "And you quit being so negative, don't encourage her." So we each said something back, and he goes, "Gabby, quit posting your terrorist messages, you're a Christian." And I was literally LMFAO. It was hilarious. Like the time he tried to "rob" my mom and he says, "Gimme your money, purse!"

Ah yes, the joys of having a FB account. If you don't have one, you're missing out on all the fun. :D