Volksbug, no slug backs!

Now to pick on my mom.
She's the best one to write about. :D
(If you ever read this, I love you, mom!)

Anyone else ever played "Slug Bug"?
Yeah, I bet you've never played it the way I do. New rules every five seconds, according to the players in our car. Here they are:

1. If you call a slug bug and it's not really a slug bug, you're disqualified for the rest of the week
2. If you and another person call the same one at the same time, you have to start playing "Pinch, no pinch backs!" and continuously pinch each other until one of you wins.
3. It's perfectly fair to call a slug bug that has already been called as long as it's driving in a different direction than when it was originally called.
4. My favorite. "Make pretend slug bug, no make pretend slug backs!"
5. I lied. My favorite really is, "Volksbug, no slhfyrgkjkd backs!" Because when you play with us, it gets intense. And when you start f*ing up your words, it's ON.


My mom made these. On the spur of the moment, when she felt like it. She still does. Every day, when we least expect it. Bwaha!
Yeah. I dare you to beat that. :)