Oh yes :D

Okay, so it's been literally like forever since I've written here. I just forget to write about my daily adventures so often. Ah, but this time things are important. I haven't been to the UK (I bet they thank God for that lol. I'll get there sooner or later), I spoke to an old "friend" that I wasn't friends with anymore and we saw a movie, I survived my second year of high school and passed Driver's Ed, and I even drove a car on the road! :D

Also, my best friend invited me to Military Ball. :DDD
That is the exciting part.

My friend wrote about her experience at the ball in her blog, and she wasn't very happy with it. I remember her telling me about it the day after she went, and I felt bad.

The reason this is so important is because I was asked right after I was saying how I'd never get asked to an important dance in HS. Wait, wait, wait. For those of you that don't know, apparently Military Ball is the JROTC's super exclusive, invite-only dance that's more important than Prom. That's right, the first dance I was asked to is more important than a Prom. :'D I was walking around the mall with my sisters and my mom, and we walked by the prom dresses and I remember thinking to myself how I would never have a reason to ever buy a dress like that. And then...bang. I was asked. I had to make sure I was either still alive or not dreaming. From that day, I smiled all throughout the rest of the week, up until that Thursday, when another pinch-worthy moment occurred. :D
And it went something like this:

So I was teasing my date about going to a party on Saturday. It was a girl's party, so of course I did the whole, "do you like her?" tease. (I will underline what he said, so it's easier.)
     “What’s that?” I asked because he kept looking at a paper.
“Oh, it’s the directions for my friend’s party. She’s going away.”
“Oooh, do you like her?”
“No.”
“Yes you do, you like her, don’t you?”
“No, well she’s pretty, yes, but I don’t like her.”
“Yes you do!”
“I like her as a friend!”
“Nope, you like-like her! You just said you liked her when you said she was pretty!”
“No, I was just saying she’s pretty!”
“Well…do you think [friend's name] is pretty?”
“Well, in a way, yes.”
“Oh. Is everyone just pretty to you?”
“Well you’re gorgeous to me.”


And I literally had no idea what to say after that. I mean, he's my best friend. I can't tell if he's just being friendly or if he likes me. Ever since 8th grade, people have told us that we make such a cute couple and that we're adorable together and whatnot, and now I wonder if it's true. Even my female best friend asked me why he and I just didn't date each other, and I told her it was because we didn't like each other like that. Although, I somewhat did a little. I just don't think he liked me like that, and now he likes this other girl (HS drama time, yes), but he says he's liked her for 4 years. Get this though: she's dating his best friend, with FULL knowledge that he (my best friend) liked her WAAYYYY before his friend did. She literally said "ew" when I told her that he liked her. She said, "I know, but I don't like him. I like [his best friend]."

But sometimes I wonder. He doesn't talk to her the way he talks to me, or interacts with us the same way or whatever.

He says I'm lucky. This past weekend, I met his mom for the first time, and she really, REALLY liked me. Like she told me she loved me when she went home. She even says that we're cute together. And his twin brother says the same thing. Anyways, my BF(best friend, duh) says I'm lucky  because most of his female friends that meet his mom don't go over well; his mom never likes them. But she loved me. LOVED. Along with his grandma. My other female friend also says that we act like we like each other. Everyone around us says that. My whole family, our friends, his own twin and mom, everyone.

It's like one of those classic stories where the best friends belong together but they're the only ones that don't see it. It's also a weird chain situation, you know where the one friend likes a boy who likes another girl who likes his best friend who doesn't care. Something like that. But anyways.

At least I get to call him my date one day out of the year. :D

Cyanide & Happiness :)

I haven't written anything in awhile, eh?

Yeah, I know it's lame. I know all of my readers (all one of them :3) missed me and all my crazy whatevers.
So anyways, not too much has really gone on. I found out some new stuff like stretches called CRAC. My sister and I have been going on nonstop with jokes for that. Oh, and I found a new one. There's Methionine in our DNA. METHionine. So we're having fun with that too. New things are always fun to learn, right?

Oh! Right, there's the possibility that I may be going to the UK! For reals this time though, rather than just saying it and not doing it. I'm coming to rock the UK and they can't stop me! Bwaha!
Okay, but seriously I'm excited to go.

I've also decided to learn the guitar, become a famous guitarist in a band, and wear crazy 9 inch heels in plum purple and glitter, with crazy skirts and long hair, and I've already picked an alias. BUT! I will not say what it is because I don't want anyone stealing it from me, because it totally fits me and me only. I doubt any of that will happen (at least the getting famous part), but I can dream about it. I've got other plans to try to earn it a different way though, so ha! I laugh in the face of...reality. :D

Anyways, moving on.
So I've been having some crazy dreams lately, about some people that I'd rather not go back to. Don't know why, but eh. So that's that.

I think I'll be back later to write some more when I remember, because I'm sure there's a lot. Oh, and about the title, I love that comic.
www.explosm.net, yo. :D

Grow Up

Does anybody think it's possible to..like...grow out of love?
Like I know that sounds weird, but I mean...when you grow up and you're in love with someone, should that change the way you feel about them? The growing up part, should that change your mind?

The same with friends too though.
I got a text message from my sister-in-law today, and it said,
"True friends are like buttcheeks. There may be a lot of crap between them, but they always stick together." Chyeah, that's not how we all think of friendship, but I guarantee that now we'll all remember this text and use it to specify just how close we are to our friends.
Time apart...or growing up shouldn't change your friendship, right? Or even if you get some new friends, it shouldn't change the way you feel about each other. And like the text says, even with all that crap in between, you should stay together. Put the past where it goes, which is in the past. Right?

...So then why is it my friends that decide to put me in the past? Like I'm the crap that was in between them and other people?

Welcome to McDonald's, Can I offer you a J-Mac?

So I just found out that Jesse McCartney now calls himself J-Mac? When did that happen, and what the freak is he going through? J-Mac? Really?

"Oh hey, what are you listening to?"
"Oh just some J-Mac."
"...wth."

And that's what would go down.
Was he at McDonald's when he decided it? Maybe eating a Big Mac?
First bite: "Oh-em-eff-gee, dad! I want my stage name to be J-Mac!!" *Squeals like a 3 year old*
Dad: "wtfbbq."

Because that's what it sounds like. Like a freakin' McDonald's "throw back" food. "Oh, I'll take a J-Mac, a large fry, and a diet soda."

No. No, Jesse. No.
I didn't like you much before either, but now...just no.

Volksbug, no slug backs!

Now to pick on my mom.
She's the best one to write about. :D
(If you ever read this, I love you, mom!)

Anyone else ever played "Slug Bug"?
Yeah, I bet you've never played it the way I do. New rules every five seconds, according to the players in our car. Here they are:

1. If you call a slug bug and it's not really a slug bug, you're disqualified for the rest of the week
2. If you and another person call the same one at the same time, you have to start playing "Pinch, no pinch backs!" and continuously pinch each other until one of you wins.
3. It's perfectly fair to call a slug bug that has already been called as long as it's driving in a different direction than when it was originally called.
4. My favorite. "Make pretend slug bug, no make pretend slug backs!"
5. I lied. My favorite really is, "Volksbug, no slhfyrgkjkd backs!" Because when you play with us, it gets intense. And when you start f*ing up your words, it's ON.


My mom made these. On the spur of the moment, when she felt like it. She still does. Every day, when we least expect it. Bwaha!
Yeah. I dare you to beat that. :)

Cops and Brothers :D

Mmkay, so back to my brother. He has his moments. Like the time we all met up at the gas station because he needed to borrow money to put gas in his car. So he comes up to the car and starts a conversation with my mom. Halfway through it, he stops and goes, "...Why does it smell like gas right here?" And my sister and I both turn to him at the same time, trying to hold back the laughter, and say, "Probably because we're at a gas station!" Omg, the look on his face was priceless! He has this famous half-smirk, half-smile kinda thing, and that just made us laugh harder. Gotta love him.

Oh, and the thing about the cops.
So we all know it's a law now in Cali that you can't talk on the phone and drive, right? Yeah, well that apparently doesn't apply to the very same cops that enforce it, because I've seen like 3O different ones, ALL violating the law. Texting, talking, for all I know, they were watching that Youtube video about why cats don't make a lake of milk around their milk dish like dogs do with their water bowl. I don't know, but if they can do it, why can't we? Would you rather us get into an accident trying to hide the phone from you? Because that's all that's going on, guys. Your logic < My logic. That's right, Cali. I just pwned you.

So...that was today. :D

Start it off right. :D

Alright, so I'm just now deciding to write about the crazy things that go on in my life. Maybe someone else will find them as funny as me, yeah?

So to start us off...I have something to say about the ever-popular Facebook.
My friends do the craziest things, and most of us all have the best statuses probably in history.

Like yesterday. It was a normal day, I jumped on FB to see what was new, and I see my friend has a new note. So of course I look at it, and it's a survey. One where you put in a song for an answer. I got to the part where it asked what her hobby was, and she had "Go Forth and Die" as a song on there. I'm like...wow. Yeah, that's my favorite thing to do in my spare time, I like to go forth and die. Right? Doesn't everyone do that? Pffft. Which is why I clearly love that girl, she's awesome.

Let's look at another time...
Like my status about the "Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man". So my sister and I were going to Wal-Mart one day, and I look over and see that a storage place had a green flailing arm guy. The very first thing I think is, "Omg! They have a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!" Then I look again and notice that only his head is flailing. My reason for it? "Oh, that must be the ghetto one." Oh yes, the laughs I got from people on that one.

Oh, right. And let's not forget the time my brother called me a  terrorist because of lyrics I put up. The first thing he says is, "Get that off of Facebook, me and mom don't wanna see that." Then he goes to my sister and says, "And you quit being so negative, don't encourage her." So we each said something back, and he goes, "Gabby, quit posting your terrorist messages, you're a Christian." And I was literally LMFAO. It was hilarious. Like the time he tried to "rob" my mom and he says, "Gimme your money, purse!"

Ah yes, the joys of having a FB account. If you don't have one, you're missing out on all the fun. :D